Monday, June 8

was deleting lotsa mail from my hotmail. i only use that for non-urgent business. and one of the mails from my cousin-in-law caught my eye. quite funny to read, it's titled WHY CHINESE CANNOT HAVE ENGLISH NAMES

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)- Dirty
Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet
Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty
Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs
Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum
Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt
Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother
Macy Koh
(Cantonese) - Never die before

When come to Hokkien dialect, there are plenty good ones:
Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead
Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow
Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long
Danny See
(Hokkien) - Wait her to die
Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai
(Hokkien) - Nose droppings
Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng
( Hokkien) - This one need no explanation!!